May 2013
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askalcoholicdean:
Because this is you we’re talking about. Since when is it ever anything good? So again I ask- while I show some degree of care to even bother too- what’s wrong now?
Nothing is wrong, actually.
Huh. That’s a shock.
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askalcoholicdean:
What’s the matter this time?
Why do you always assume something is wrong? Maybe I just saw something that was disturbing and I made a comment about it.
Because this is you we’re talking about. Since when is it ever anything good? So again I ask- while I show some degree of care to even bother too- what’s wrong now?
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askalcoholicdean:
… Well. That was lovely.
What’s the matter this time?
April 2013
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theelectrifyingpowder:
quitethethanklessjob:
The crowd in front of him thinned out, hands moving out of his pockets on just the slightest gesture of relaxing. Relaxing, that should prove to be interesting given his usual temperament towards the concept. Idle hands brushed off non-existent dust from the front of his jacket, busy work to keep himself distracted from the lull of anything else to...
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ooc;
I’m kinda tempted to make like an open post or something, but I don’t think anyone would answer me if I did.
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make me choose between two things.
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ooc;
In case anyone was curious, this is Nathaniel’s icon—
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askalcoholicdean:
quitethethanklessjob:
I spy with my little eye something that starts with ‘s’.
I know I saw you, no point hiding when you’re so obvious.
Awh. Did you miss me? People would use big boy words. But… I keep forgetting we’re talking about you. I’m man enough to say I missed you too.
See, if I valued your opinion of me, I’d be mildly insulted by that.I suppose...
March 2013
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I spy with my little eye something that starts with ‘s’.
I know I saw you, no point hiding when you’re so obvious.
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theelectrifyingpowder:
quitethethanklessjob:
Vacation- a mixed blessing for Nathaniel, meant he’d be away from those idiots he worked with, and meant he’d be stuck with the idiots in the rest of the world for the time being. Right, to look on the bright side- ha, wasn’t much of one given the amount of people crowding about even at this time of night. Nothing he could really do about, wasn’t...
February 2013
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Surprise surprise, Nathaniel lost followers while I was on a different tumblr. His apathy is showing through with the fact I kinda saw this coming, and with the fact he’s an utter prick- to those who left, if you couldn’t stand the heat, never should have gotten into the kitchen.
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manmademonstrosity:
Semantics, the same could be said about you.
You can’t even think of your own comebacks? What is next? ’I’m rubber, you’re glue?’
I’m tired and you’re not worth the effort. And while I’ll admit to being childish at times, even I’ve got standards
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+ theelectrifyingpowder
Vacation- a mixed blessing for Nathaniel, meant he’d be away from those idiots he worked with, and meant he’d be stuck with the idiots in the rest of the world for the time being. Right, to look on the bright side- ha, wasn’t much of one given the amount of people crowding about even at this time of night. Nothing he could really do about, wasn’t exactly like everyone was...
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The sex-themed Magic Anon list (All NSFW!)
Sex Pollen: That tickle in the muse's nose? It's not hayfever, it's a pervy plant, and for the next (Anon decides) the muse is going to want to shag everything that moves. Especially if it moves in front of them.
Marathon: For reasons best left up to the cosmos, the muse has the uncontrollable urge to indulge in some 'me time' every half hour no matter where they are or what they're doing for (anon decides). (Try not to get arrested!)
Sensitivity: All of the muse is their new erogenous zone, and clothing does not. help this. for the next (anon decides)
A sudden um...: For the next (anon decides) muse will suffer an impromptu orgasm every time (anon decides-breathing does not count) happens. It may be multiple things and it may utilize any sense, including time (IE every half hour)
The urge: Whether or not they were aware of it before, the muse now has a mating season and it's open. For the next (anon decides) the muse will be driven crazy with the need to go forth and make babies or shag themselves exhausted trying.
A gift: Muse is tied up in a chair or a compromising position with a list of instructions detailing others to do (anon decides) sexual act(s) to them. Anyone who comes across them will be compelled to act out these instructions for (anon decides)
Irresistible: There's just something about the muse today, and for (anon decides)...but no one they come across will be able to control themselves. No matter who they are or how they feel, they'll be compelled to try to get some personal time with the muse. And it's not for an interview.
It's not the Midas touch: If the muse touches someone for the next (anon decides) that person will have a sudden (terribly timed) orgasm. Oops?
Owned: Either the muse owns another, or is owned by someone else for (anon decides) but they'll both be compelled to take certain sexy advantage of that for as long as it lasts.
Absolute Obedience: Anything anyone asks the muse must do for (anon decides) but one catch - it must be sexual in nature. Oh...wait, no there's two catches. Every time they issue a command they lose more control of themselves and can't help asking more next time. Absolute power corrupts.
Four minutes: The world will end immediately if the muse doesn't shag whoever they see for the next (anon decides). And that would just be terrible, wouldn't it?
Impaired judgment: Booze, drugs, sex, they all blend together. The muse has had a bit too much of something and thinks everyone around them is prime sex estate for the next (anon decides). They're not compelled to or any good at picking people up, they just think everyone's really hot, you guys.
Sleeping Beauty: There's only one way to wake the muse from their slumber (other than waiting for anon decides) and it's not a kiss.
Frustration: The muse has a desperate need for relief for (anon decides) but no matter what they do it just won't come without a little help from a friend. A person friend, not a plastic friend.
Candid Camera: The muse and someone else have been trapped in a room with cameras an ordered to perform..FOR SCIENCE. Anon could decide who, or it could be anyone who encounters them for (anon decides).
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leonamaysdale replied to your post: ooc;
i mean leonas a raging bitch as well sooo
Pretty sure she’d want to kick his ass more then sleep with Nathaniel.
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There is someone following me who’s icon is legitly a picture of a vagina. This scares me because I don’t want to click on the url to see who the Hell they are- not sure if it’s a virus one or not and don’t wanna risk it.
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leonamaysdale replied to your post: ooc;
hate sex. hate sex is good. hate sex is the best sex
Agreed. I just find it amusing that unless he’s trying to be charming in order to get something out of it, that’s like the only way Nathaniel’s gonna get laid.
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I feel like I should just say this so I don’t forget or anything, but I seriously think that under normal circumstances- meaning he doesn’t actually go looking for someone to sleep with for stress relief- most people would be hard pressed to want to ‘get together’ with Nathaniel. Mainly because he’s such a prick, chances are if he does have sex with someone,...
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“Something I can help you with, or are you here to visit a body?” Nathaniel muttered, boredom heavy in his voice as he glanced up from the stack of files in his grip.
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manmademonstrosity:
Well, I’d hate to disappoint by being anything other than my charming self.
I think you confuse charming with annoying. Common mistake.
Semantics, the same could be said about you.
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manmademonstrosity:
quitethethanklessjob:
Well, well, well- speak of the devil. Something you want?
Just came to see if you were as annoying as before. Seems things never change.
Well, I’d hate to disappoint by being anything other than my charming self.
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Why is it now of all times that I’m getting inspired to remake my Gabriel rp tumblr?
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Well, well, well- speak of the devil. Something you want?
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Mun vs Muse. Now.
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askalcoholicdean:
You do realize that’s a different situation then most people go through when it comes to going to prison. Normal people avoid going to jail if they can help it.
Never said I was normal. I’ve done too much to be considered normal.
Clearly. I’d ask what, but there is the whole matter of my sheer apathy that stands in the way.
Feel free to send me a ♡ if you love my Muse
askalcoholicdean:
No, they were stupid enough to get caught.
I wasn’t stupid enough to get caught. I went to jail to help someone. You know. That whole supernatural aspect of my life.
You do realize that’s a different situation then most people go through when it comes to going to prison. Normal people avoid going to jail if they can help it.
askalcoholicdean:
No, I’m too smart to go to jail, there is a difference.
A lot of smart people have gone to jail, dumbass.
No, they were stupid enough to get caught.
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askalcoholicdean replied to your post: You better still be alive.
Right. Just like you’re too pretty to be in jail.
No, I’m too smart to go to jail, there is a difference.
Fancy taking a stab at breaking my muse?
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